Have fun fixing the bed from last night Bob Villa.
At least you didn't call me Brittany this time
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
dude relax anyone of us could have gotten that girl pregnant
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
It's ok for me to have his baby but I can't be his friend on fb. Wth is wrong with this
The main two things I remember from last night is you "spanking Katey into reality" and watching her barf in terror.
Even completely stoned shes amazing on the piano. There are like 7 people sitting on the ground listening to her like she's the messiah.
He would have to make magical things happen in my nether regions to actually make me vote republican.
My mom comes home from her weekend with her lesbian co-workers and asks "You wanna know how I got these bruises?" I've never been more torn about anything EVER.
Sex in your truck helped me start regaining feeling in my jaw. Thanks!
Him showing up yesterday was like a giant ego stroke for my vagina.
It was all good until his cat started licking my nipple along with him
this dude is way too smart. he just explained to me the different scientific components of drugs while we smoked. i said i loved icecream.
If I get really high and watch Beauty and The Beast on our Netflx account, will you judge me?
Only if you start before I get home!
Normally getting fucked up with the owner and suggesting he motorboat me wouldn’t help my chances of a promotion, but this is 2020 and he definitely enjoyed it
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