Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
he is so obsessed with the fact that he works at Apple
i know, its like he jerks off to steve jobs
my mom just used "raw dog" in a sentence correctly, time to move out.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
She was having a seizure right in front of you, and you asked, "So there's no more donuts?"
I'm not going to need your "it doesn't mean you're a slut" pep talk after all.
That's what I'm here for. To bitch slap you into believing in yourself.
Did a bunch of gravity bongs and am watched hours of Frozen Planet. There is nothing in the world I want more than to hug a polar bear.
I can't leave your house without my underwear spending the night.
Based off the amount of cat hair on my poncho....i stole a cat last night.
During your work shift I was either: a) stoned. b) high. c)stoned. or d) high.
And then after we fucked he wouldn't stop calling me "champ". It was like I had sex with an extremely attractive soccer coach
He kept saying I needed to go to the hospital and it just made me want to call him a pussy so I went to bed
Woah don't start going all boyfriend on me now, you're here for one thing and one thing only and that's sex, hot shameless sex.
I told you that you couldn’t eat fifty tacos, you slapped me in the face, ate seventeen tacos, and fell asleep on my floor
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