I've blown a few things in my day
so while we were having sex, he stuck it in my but, and when he finished he goes next time can we have anal. i don't know if that means im tight or my butt hole is loose, i choose to think the first one
I just peed in the Schreyer honors college shrubbery. Thanks honors students, you're finally good for something
This will be amazing. Plus he's going to do a line of cocaine off of the other guy's ass.
it was not a walk of shame, it was a ferry ride of shame, and i'm not ashamed, so technically it was just an early morning ferry ride. wearing yesterday's clothing
and semen
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
casual night just sitting in the kitchen at 2 am eating stale chips and hot sauce while my friends younger sister is cleaning all the blood off my body
We both shit in the same closet in Santa Fe. Nothing is sacred anymore.
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
As a member of the kink community, I feel grossly misrepresented
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
i looked at my texts in the morning and saw that i had a full conversation with myself via text thinking it was someone else. i rejected myself
My sister and her gf showed up at my door with no pants on at 4 AM talking claiming its hot.
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