i am NOT doing that with my feet, or any part of my body
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
If my boyfriend wants to eat his own jizz after masturbating, what does that make him?
We dont have to go to dinner or anything gay like that. I just wanna do it.
I absolutely love you.
We couldn't find him for like 4 hours. Turns out he was sitting under a tree and had thrown his phone in a lake because he couldn't figure out how to unlock it. Freshmen.
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
margarita monday on the first day back? my gpa is telling me noo! but my heart is telling me goo! I am conflicted..
My friend had to carry her up the steps on his shoulder, and then she got up, found an ironing board and set it up in my friend's room just in case he needed to iron things.
I slid a quarter down a drunk man's butt crack last night. Qdoba gets rowdy
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
Threesomes are not as fun as you'd think. I left with a black eye and I'm not sure who's to blame.
He'd never survive you. Is there a boot camp for pre-heather training?
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
The last I heard from her she said she was going to plant sunflowers, get drunk on white wine and listen to Everybody Wants to Rule the World on repeat.
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