So we were in the middle of hooking up when he stopped me. I thought he was having a moral dilemma about the whole having a girlfriend thing. But no. He got down on all fours, butt naked, and started throwing up and farting simultaneously. I took it as my cue to leave.
Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
So yes it WAS her period, NOT a nose bleed.
i had just passed the point of no return when my mom opened my door. I hid my dick and took the porn off the computer in time but i still had to explain my day at school to her WHILE i was jizzing in my pants.
It's one of the reasons i'm here, along with emotional support, physical support if you need it, and power orgasms.
he passed out on the stove with a cup in his hand. yes the pictures are hilarious
i've got to stop sleeping with short guys. they always turn into stage 5 clingers
we knew you were done when they played It's All Coming Back To Me Now by Celine Dion and you started crying
And i didn't ask you to do that, You showed your penis at your own free will.
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Shes definitely an expert at this. Her happy hour goes from 4 to 11, then she starts drinking heavy. She also allots 15 minutes each hour for a pee/bj break
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Just taxi'd to the airport holding a zip lock bag of my own vomit. Bachelorette success.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
Afterwards I drank a whole bottle of cake vodka in the bathtub while he was bawling his eyes out. Hands down weirdest hookup I've ever had.
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