there is a puppy in the bar... no really i didnt steal this one
he drunkenly confessed to whacking off before coming over so the sex'd be longer. this one's a keeper
doooooooo herrrrrrrrr
I'm out of practice. be my yoda
put your penis in her you must.
i just hugged the lady at the liquor store goodbye for the summer...
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Being at this stripclub only reinforces how single I am. And I was *just* becoming okay with that.
Smoked a joint with my old camp counselor and now we're going to a strip club. There is a god.
Walking around as slutty Ron Swanson is amazing
Couldn't finish, so she gave me "the tap," and I had to leave the mound early. Nothing worse than the long walk back after the manager comes out and asks for the ball.
Ain't no cockblock like hearing the word"HOOODOOORR!" shouted from the bedroom floor while in the middle of sex.
We are not having sex in the fucking kindergarten
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
momentary stint on a second floor library computer...guy next to me snorted blue adderall off his notebook through a cut straw, i cant tell if this guy is my hero or just plain crazy...
My Boss was giving porn recommendations. I think I'm scarred for life.
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