I attract so much trash. The guy that is engaged and kissed me is here so is his fiancé. I feel likeshw knows and will cut me in the bathroom might happen. If I'm not at the pool tomorrow she has blonde hair and is really flat.
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
I just read the lonely terrorist on nwa had 40 more friends than me on facebook
coming from the girl bound and determined to pee in the snow
why would you restrict a girl of that
I have jerked off in every room in your house. *the more you know
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
When theres a zombie apocalypse, i will be the only fat survivor. I ate chef boyardi ravioli with part of a pen for a fork
The length of my leg hair is a constant reminder of how long it's been since I even thought I had a chance of getting laid.
I have a hunch Mama J got around.
Am I allowed to say that about my own mom?
also new logic of mine : I fuck a Scottish kid , Scotland national animal is a Unicorn airgo I've come close to fucking a unicorns descendent, mother always said dreams come true
Well I shit myself on the way home from work today so there's that...
Did you know that chef boy-ar-dee was a real person? I watched a show about him. the history of the ravioli is more scandalous than you would think.
I'm sitting here with a band aid on my labia, this is a first
I think there is cocaine on my toothbrush.
One day I'm going to get tired of waking up and wondering where the glow sticks on the floor came from.
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