**** and his GF asked me to give his stuff back, and they would give me a 100. HA, they dont know I have it to charity haha
she looked like the bat from fern gully.
I feel like a panda just shit rainbows on my mind
i just found out that washing ur bong in the dishwasher works. its been a productive day
Most guys don't get turned on by "skinny, gangly legged girl with glasses laying in bed touching herself." You better start working on your diction if you're gonna keep up the sexting.
I'm so eating pot-chocolate cookies while preggers. This kid will be so amazing.
She keeps telling me I can't keep feeding the dog my food. I gave half the weed brownie to the dog and half to me. I just want it to taste the greatness of cheezits like I am.
This is why Helen Keller didn't drink
Finals drinking + forgeting you had to take your ambien because you work at 6am mid paper= drunk logic which then entails going on a "detox" run. Puking your guts put in the field house bushes while some random guy says to you "its okay. We're marching on."
Oh, that was the alley that I ate a pine cone in.
So I don't know, I'm not a doctor, but I might be juggling dates with 3 different guys...
She said she didn't know what fireball was. We are no longer friends.
Double check your contract and see if it says anything about sleeping with your manager
On the bright side, only one more day until we aren't sober anymore.
He ate me out while I was wearing a canada goose parka and a dress hand crafted by a seamstress from yellowknife. I came while watching the northern lights. Most arctic orgasm ever.
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