your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
Somehow I managed to make my Dunkin Donuts uniform look slutty. And I'm not even wearing hoops.
And I was the only one who felt it was dangerous to set the tv and blender on the ledge of the hot tub
I just had to ask my dad for money to pay for my birth control. I've hit financial rock bottom.
I mean I'm not worried about us not getting wasted. I'm more worried that I'll be doing a Boris yeltzen impression by 1030.
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
Curse you and your alcoholic milkshakes.
You're welcome.
I have a new philosophy. Fuck wearing bras, it's summertime.
You never know how much you love your bed until you sleep with 4 other people in your car.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
Apparently I really was petting a bunny named lazarus in Jimmy Johns last night.
If you could get me there thatd be perfect. I doubt there's extradition on the moon.
i texted "amiibo vore" to my insurance agent instead of someone else. do you think they'll raise my rates out of disgust?
I have to stop at Sheetz to put my bra back on before I meet you hold on
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