party is dying down. we just wrote whore in the yard with gas. Photos to come.
I molested 6 butterflies tonight
never play flip cup with pint glasses
Why did every guy I have ever slept with have to come into the library today?
At least you're going to bed with all the teeth you woke up with
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
after eating me out, he asked for something to drink. i gave him a glass of water and he said he needed something stronger.
He's. Duct. Taping. His. Phone. To. The. Wall.
No dude, I'm not naming my kid after your beard
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
I chose not to drink last night but drinking chose me
That's pretty intense. There aren't many people I would pick over a burrito
I just walked by a dude at the gym covering himself in olive oil.
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
but next to his bed he has a bible, and on the bible he has a pbr coaster and a condom. how can i stay mad at that? Its amazing.
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