Who's your beautiful friend? Please include the words "Straight", "Single", and "Legal" in your response.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
sex in a ball pit. and I thought ghandi did great things.
Shit. Come in my room. Bring a trashcan and an icepack
He walked into the party with a case on one shoulder and a boom box on the other of course I fucked him
Currently microwaving whipped cream to make white Russians and hotboxing the kitchen while this random kid is dancing in the corner.
is it mean that i live tweeted about whether or not my roommate and her bf were having sex or were wrestling?
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
It's simple. He fucks me at his place and I fuck him at my place. It's like man of the house gets to top.
Just drink your champagne out of a trophy like a fuckin winner
What drinking game we play yesterday? Fight club or something?
just curious, were the inflatable penis' received? Amazon says they were delivered.
So, I'm either with my future life partner or my future life taker. And his brother. lol. I'll let you know when I get home alive.
Blueberry probiotics greatly increase to the masturbation experience. Try it dude. It’s all the rage
We’ve got a propane heater on our back porch if you want to come over and eat a McRib in peace
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