Your tits are I can't wait for
Yeah sketchy neighborhood.. Some woman ran by screaming, "i didn't steal anything" as some cops rolled up and arrested her.
every time i wear that dress i get kicked out of a bar.
We eventually get in a cab (after david tried to hail multiple regular cars and some sort of shuttle bus)
how was ur day?
this is strictly sexting don't make small talk.
you can't wake me up at 4am to suck your dick and then give me a high five at the bar
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
I'm going to empty my bank account and roll around in the cash. Want to join?
im sleeping with a therapist...so you can talk to me.
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
He's my blizzard buddy. We're blowing lines and doing a 3D game of thrones puzzle
He started me on Celexa. I think I feel like Bjork. Is that normal?
Like... my feet feel like little octopuses, and they want to swim to the next room.
i feel like you should know pants are always optional
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