He washed my hair whilst I gave him head in the shower. Bored or gay?
Caught my drug dealer jacking off. I think this is a new step in our relationship
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Why is there a school picture of an 8 year old boy in my pocket...?
Does anyone know why "math wizard" is written on my arm?
You come home the day the world is supposed to end. Well played Mayans.
I was thirsty after the sex and it was a long trek back to res so naturally I stole chocolate milk from his fridge as I left
It's like she fell out of an MTV reality show and no one knows how to send her back
Well, I woke up on a roll-away, with a knot in the back of my head and penis confetti stuck to me. Also, I apparently literally gave the shirt off my back right before I passed out, so I was topless. Vegas won this trip.
I just spent 3 hours in the back of an unmarked police cruiser. Best. Date. Ever.
Were not even through the second month of the year and I potentially may have torpedoed a marriage...
I just bumped into this random I hooked up with a few years ago at Steve's party. Talk about a fingerblast from the past!
Maverick's sitting in jail wearing a turkey costume and I am soooo jealous.
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
I’ve got full Covid immunity, blonde hair and great tits! I’m basically unstoppable
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