btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
she's basically destroyed all of the faith i had that skinny blond girls could be a functioning part of society.
You kept calling me your small dog last night.
woke up next to her writing my name in some journal. apparently she makes every guy she hooks up with sign out.
It was literally me in an evening gown and him in a tux with six bottles of Vodka at Jons.
And this was for your brother's Christening?
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
on a scale of 1 to 'no sex' how busy are you this week?
I have reached the point in my life where I realized this is what I'm going to do for the rest of my life. Eat, shit , bar, drink, drank, drunk.
I have a strict rule of what enters my vajay. It's either sparkly, or human. Anything else and I draw the line. Standards.
he said he needs a little more pabst, some time to jack off and a sandwich and he'll be ready
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
We talked about breaking up, had sex, and in the middle of said sex, talked more about breaking up- best sad day ever
My mother expressed her concerns about my drinking via a facebook message.
Dude, she was there with her husband and I was there with my wife. Of course we banged in the bathroom.
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