There's this guy beside me dancing with this girl with no panties on. When I looked at him he said he's babysitting his bestfriend's girlfriend since he can't come out.
What a good friend
I wish costco sold astroglide.
i wish my brain was less awake, and didn't try and picture what you were talking about.
Tears do usually get me what I want. That and oral sex.
i'm gonna be such a cougar when i'm older...i just facebook stalked my little sister's 13 yr old boyfriend while drinking a bottle of wine....
I feel bad for the person that has to clean the dishes that I peed on last night.
im honestly more upset that i fucked a buckeyes fan than about cheating on my boyfriend...
Emergency need house key where r u I just got shit o n
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
Fuck. The basement bathroom I've been getting head in for 6 months just went 'Out of Service'.
She made me sing happy birthday to myself at the urinal.
Adderal just makes me love life. I want to do so much. I just can't stop thinking about all the wonderful opportunities we have and how lucky we are and I want to make a difference in the world. I just have to reign in my brain and convince it that changing the world starts with a college degree, which depends on studying for these finals.
The guy I fucked in San Diego is camping with us for coachella... Awk.
Topenga is going to be back on TV. Finally my fantasy of her being a milf in junior high has come full circle.
We smoked bowls and watched Cops for what seemed like hours. And yet I know I'll go back.
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
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