What happened to the watermelon?
You fucked it.
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
How the hell can the Olympic committee frown so much on weed and yet put on a show you would have to be high to actually enjoy?
I have no idea what i drank..i remember dancing and ass grabbing..u falling. Headbutts. Trying not to puke. And deja vu.
Is it cum slut, cumslut or cum-slut? Sexting, plz advise ASAP
why is there a fishing net hanging from my ceiling fan?
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
Touche. Dude, I fastened garters. Drunk. I deserve a medal from a drag queen.
So question, would you consider it morally wrong to grind up Cialas and put it in ones cocktail? Then I get what I want and he doesn't have to be embarrassed and he can win the mental game with himself? I'm only thinking of him...
Maybe you need to change your pickup move. The "hey check these out" titty flash gets you the wrong kinda man.
There is a BIG difference between doing coke and getting peed on and getting peed on FOR coke
She posted a pic of her bf on ig wishing him a happy bday at midnight. She then proceeded to have sex with me. Who is the bday boy again?
I can't believe we really went to walgreens to use their cork opener, bounced and drank a bottle of wine in a sketchy corner...
Well my summer has already been productive. I partially caused a divorce.
Considering I drank for you last night, do you mind picking up your half of the hangover
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