Getting up at 8 this morning to drink could be the best and the worst idea we've ever had
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
I can't. I will literally throw up my liver
Why dont you be an ebola patient for halloween? You can totally throw up and itll be part of your costume.
Thank god for makeup because it looks like someone took a shit on my face
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
I am dressed. And we didn't do anything. He's gorgeous and tall tho. Something nice to look at when I'm hungover
You have a roommate and cry when you see my dick
The plan is that you eat an edible first, then pressure your dad to do one. You know you are down.
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
I've finally done it. I finally achieved my lifelong goal of becoming that awkward lesbian in high school who went on to have sex with more women than any of her male classmates.
all I remember is grinding on everyone in the room regardless of gender and quoting the lion king non-stop. We need to stop buying Jameson.
i woke up on the floor in front of the fireplace and my last google search was "fuck sponges"
She dry humped my leg in the raw while I was still dressed, came, and then fell asleep on top of me. All I got was a bruised thigh. 2020 needs to end.
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