I want the hot one, scratch that. anyone.
oh my god. my mom just found my pipe. she thought it was a dildo.
like i said, there should be a sitcom about your family.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
It's official, I've know hooked up with everyone I carpooled with in middle school
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
Go big or go home. i snuck in two beers in my bra. im here to win.
Finally buying a camera. Missed out on recording a 3way last night. Hindsight. Ugh.
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
Are you up yet? I really want to know if i tried sleeping in a field... i have the vaguest memory of trying to
I also love my swipe to text changed a singular vagina to a plural vaginas. like my phone somehow knows I secretly want 2 vaginas
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
I'VE LOST MY DIGNITY, MY PRIDE, AND EVEN MY BOOTY CALL. HAPPY THANKSGIVING.
Is it weird that I'm smoking a cig on my back patio in a sports bra and underwear?
Just seriously saw this chick say, watch this motherfuckers then did a 42 sec keg stand.
You at least asked for her number right?
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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