I just spent the night with a bunch of indian guys and i wasn't attracted to a single one. Yeah i've officially become an anti-indian indian.
i nerd-gasmd. plain and simple.
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
There comes a time in a man's life when he's almost thirty he just needs to stop watching Degrassi. This is that time.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
screw jello shots the kids from the culinary school made pudding shots with 4 loko.
i don't think they understood the house was collapsing. they kept dancing and jumping and asking for more cups.
Lets get real here, ive seen your moms breasts multiple times
It's George Washington's Birthday. Can you not put on some red white and blue and get really drunk for the original Merican??
Haha I wasn't coming anyway. I'm watching Snow White and don't want to put pants back on. Those are completely unrelated. Have a good night.
I walked in to you guys using a milk jug as a gravity bong
Surrounded by smaller versions of the same
I guess you could say the date didn’t go so well since I was drunkenly Snapchatting with my ex by the end of it.
I was dressed as Waldo and the cops kept saying looks like we fuckin found you
There's a little game I've come up with since the mess of a party I had; it's called "tinsel or condom wrapper? (or: what's that on the floor?)"
Randomize
