Yeah, where have you been?
Clearly not facebooking enough. Sweet jesus.
Ive created a fbook group called "threesome" and invited two girls. Im not going to say a word and just see what happens.
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
nothing can ever be as bad as the night i blacked out, updated my fb status to i need a pity fuck and then passed out for 13 hours.
He should be castrated
Nah he might accidentally come while they're cutting it off. Wouldn't be fair to the surgeons
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
Yeah i was handcuffed to the bed all night but i actually slept like a baby
You got kicked out after 30 minutes, 3 beers and 2 shots. Group record. Also you kept rubbing his belly and calling him buddha.
he stopped talking to me, quit his job, moved out of the province and then told me it was "no big" when I called him apologizing...
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
I mean I've only met the girl once and she was trying to slit some guys tires.
What can I say, I just want your vagina in my mouth.
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
I've started recycling nudes. Why should I take new pictures for every single man?
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