she tasted like a mixture of sweat and destiny
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
Dude we got so high last night. I said "watch this" threw a goldfish cracker in the toilet, and laughed my ass off. We watched the dvd menu for 30 minutes too.
I told him he didn't want "flip-flop extraction" on his medical history.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
Just scrubbed my teeth for a good twenty minutes. Herpes is afraid of toothpaste, right?
How could you not respond to a text containing the words "goat man" ?!?
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
I did something similar high once. I stopped like 30 feet in front of a stop sign because I felt like it was running towards me and I started crying. Got out my car and hugged it and told it not to run away people need it.
Come to the roof. We are drinking breakfast.
Dude. My knees have no hair on them and they're bruised. My thigh is killing me. I have about 1000 texts to about 5 exes which I horribly regret. I have pictures of my own penis on my phone. I can't find my iPad. And I have work in an hour.
You better fucking tell me or I'm turning blow job week into go fuck yourself week.
Think of all the island guys I could have. Ah well.
You can not bait me into a "how Stella got her groove back" call and response.
Dude we smoked with a bunch of random stoners in a forest, then group hugged. It was the most magical thing we've ever done.
I'm eating dinner with his parents and my phone goes "MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY!" Thanks.
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