ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
Can you tell me we didn't drink from a fish bowl we found in the bathroom last night? I know it would be a lie; I just need to hear it.
is it wrong that i plan on stealing a few pipecleaners from my preschool classroom to clean my bowl?
i fell off the bed in the middle of it, and he yelled "5 second rule" and kept fucking me. i think im in love
then he tried to tell me how many times he had seen Scott's dick. his estimate was about 180 times. he thought I didn't understand.
Nobody is here, I still yelled for someone to make me some toast. That my dear is commitment to doing nothing.
Get a piano. I want to have sex on it.
You both sound like you need to get shit faced, fight it out, and have makeup sex.
So you drank bourbon with cough syrup?
I still had a cough. It only makes sense
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
I'm a stupid stupid woman who is totally going to rock this holiday season dick drunk on that Ginger
am drunk, naked, and blow drying cat. need adult supervision
Hhhaaa He said Peanutburter disinfect lol. Like peanut butter can disinfect stuff. None of those guys are safe
hey i'm sure you are probably asleep bc you suck and think sleep is necessary to live or something?
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