They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Have you ever wondered what your stripper song would be?
Just got invited out of group to take shots after hearing her gay friend say "why would I give him my alcohol so you can suck his dick. It's going to be a good night
Literally best acid trip ever. Better than sex. At one point she looked over at me, started crying, holds up her hands and said "dinosaur tears of sadness". Craziest roommate ever.
why does he always try to puke into shot glasses
Last night was just one giant freudian slip.
You made out with EVERYBODY.
Can I just bleach my life?
I think you would be disgusted with me if you knew how many times I had imaginary sex with you today
She gave me what I will now dub a "hurricane sandy". Loud, wet and sloppy BJ that made me want to stay home and complain about shit on the Internet
All three shower stalls were filled with couples fucking and then someone yelled "switch" and... We switched
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
So how do I get back in good graces for trying to trade you for superbowl tickets?
Drunk me just want to text sober me for saving that half rack of ribs I loves you
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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