Great. Don't do shady things like that ok?
you don't seem to understand just how much pasta i spilled on my bed last night.
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
thats the coolest thing thats happened to my vagina since i dated that guy from portugal.
We have a hundred jello shots. Lines will be crossed.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
I have the slightest memory of swinging a bag full of condoms over my head...
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
We met a guy named Raymond. You called him ramen all might and told him you would eat him up, "like sex, on a budget."
Bad things happen to those who bang their lab partner at the beginning of the semester.
She introduced me as that girl Nathan was fingering
Guess who just made out with Sloth from The Goonies!
FUCK. EVERYONE MAKE MY CONTACT NAME DADDY ISSUES
Just don't do anything stupid
i did a stupid sorry
and then the sword just ended up between my legs
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