I just put anything in between my legs and hope for the best.
So... on the count of three, we are going to forget last night ever happened... 1...2...3
Are you absolutely against sleeping in your car? Because i've done that before.
Dude Eric's high and buying everyone taquitos. How much room do we have in the freezer?
So I was about the only one NOT pregaming or stoned at my aunt's funeral... Maybe thats why I'm the black sheep.
puking in a sink with a garbage disposal Fucking. Rules. It's like you're punishing your puke when you're done.
I was tackling you out of excitement
Yeah thank goodness the stripper pole was there to break my fall.
Like, I just want to be naked rolling around in soft things.
I swear that when we jog in the morning I can hear it slap between his thighs
Does it make me immature that I debated going to this baby shower stoned, or am I normal as shit and everyone our age are having babies too young?
You know getting black out drunk at a cats birthday party should have been my lowest point drinking wise but some how I feel like last night was some how worse
I think the pizza delivery guy is getting a handjob next door.
its weird getting into a political debate with a pony dressed as an anime character online
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
When are you getting back?
Well google maps doesn't have an estimated time for crawling... Could be days
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