I just blindly shoved it in. I'm still not sure which hole I got.
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
See this is what happens when we don't have sex everyday
We're the only two others left at work. My internal monologue is going: TAKE ME. TAKE ME NOWW. ON THE COUNTER. IN FRONT OF THE MANAGER. JUST TAKE MEEE
Sometime between a drunk guy asking me if I'm a Beach person or a lake person WHILE HIS HAND WAS IN HIS FUCKING PANTS or breaking up a lady fight over peewee football league I started to reevaluate my life and self
He tried eating fireworks, to stop him being hungover in the morning. Where do you keep finding these people?!
I'm not sure any amount of coworker judgement will keep me from eating oatmeal with dinosaur eggs.
It's not my fault you have a job and can't get drunk on Tuesday's. Don't take your frustrations out on me!
I'm using the house around the corner that my parents rent out to people as a means of getting sex. I just tell them I'm going for a walk and just invite my next hook up over
I played "in the air tonight" on a drum set made of titties, and I'm not even exaggerating
Just went to my first strip club and they had Fox News on. Conservative booty time.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I actually haven't slept with anyone in a while. I think my whore phase is just seasonal.
just passed my midterm while getting a blow job. i love going to school online
She thinks you guys are the gods of the bathroom. If she runs past you naked, give me a heads up
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