bobby jindal makes me wanna cover my ears. you make me wanna smile.
I know right? mind you this is the same woman who told me when I was 12 that oral sex just meant talking dirty
now i know why i became what i already was.
i asked him how he could stand the smell of skunk. his answer was "it smells like good weed"...
you know that saying beer then liquer makes you sicker, it should be beer then pickles makes you throw up alot, everywhere.
i don't care how ready and willing she is. she is where penises go to die
you try finding a go kart track at 4 AM on Thanksgiving
All I've consumed over the last couple days is Vanilla Coke, semen, and Coors. I don't think today will be any different.
I'm hoping he'll tell everyone how great in bed I am. Well, how great in bathroom floor I am.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
he can show you his cooooock\nshining, shimmering, splendiddddd
He said that I looked like a "ghost had crawled up into my vagina and died"..so yeah, I'd say the hangover was noticeable.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
Shia just rubbed his beard the way I do all the time and maybe he's my soul sister. This live stream is life changing.
so horny i almost want to text him..and then i remember the restraining order i have against him
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