I'm so high, I forgot to harvest my farmville crops....noooooooo.
Worst stoner tragedy.
its like national bring your ginger to the pool day or something
The foreigner finally woke up and the first thing he did was look up a map of the u.s. His destination is to pennsylvania.
We thought you were crowd-surfing until we realized it was the bouncers throwing you out
he thinks the dog can do a keg stand. i will let you know how it turns out
They knew I had a party because the refrigerator settings were different, but they don't notice that we installed a new toilet seat so it's okay.
They ran out of toilet paper, so I had a girl rip down the streamers so I could wipe.
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
There is a chick wearing some guy's shirt wrapped around her waist as a skirt... She's flashing her panties to everyone as she sings karaoke. You need to get here.
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
well i don't NEED my liver but it's nice to have one when you're trying to have a good time
all i remember is slapping you in the face with a slice of pizza while laughing maniacally.
The cup holder in my recliner holds a whole bottle of wine. That's definitely a sign.
I'll have sex with you for tacos. I don't care, man.
My tinder date had to be home by 8:30 cause she's on house arrest.
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