You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
she refuses to pay for the plan b and so do i. it's the most dangerous game of chicken i've ever been involved in. but i have my pride.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
Toga everclear = hospital visit... Im sure the paramedics hate me right now
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
Don't worry, your car is safe with me. I am throwing watermelons out of it at mailboxes and hipster kids.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
my vagina can't take this anxiety. there is no way he is 19 and this smooth. he's lying about his age or he's a goddamn sexual prodigy
This was like angel cum on the bread of life filled with the nectar of the gods
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
Let's make an agreement. No drugs until you finish all your homework. I'm hiding them as we speak.
I'm really just disappointed in myself for having sex with a musical theater major
Also I just had a pointless meeting and the only thing I accomplished were my kegals
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
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