Non-Jews are for practice
You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
You know how my eyes change color? Well I noticed after I hook up with someone my eyes are greener.
Wow, so you're like the Edward Cullen of sluts.
I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
She's a squirter....that makes up for lots of other annoying things
I watched her choke out a bouncer with the broken strap from her purse, I think shes the one.
the awesomeness of being snowed in wore off after we ran out of beer and we realized we really didnt want to be stuck with everyone.
I don't know what's worse: going to the liquor store at 9am or knowing that its open at 9am
My liver was like a college freshman on spring break. It would've danced topless on tables if it could have.
I kept resisting the urge to yell "2 for 2!" so they could hear me on the other side of the wall.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
so much tequila, so little girl.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
sober me thinks like you do. drunk me needs sober me's advice. am i allowed to go to his house?
Let's get this straight. I am six fucking feet tall. Do you even understand how limited my options in guys to date are? No. Did you see my last three boyfriends? I looked like a fucking giant next to them. So I will fuck this six-foot-seven Italian model even if I am the ugliest girl at this party because, goddammit, I deserve to.
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