I have a pretty basic diameter of my vaginal abyss. I'm sure it won't hurt.
Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
You say "arrested with two drunk girls" like it's a bad thing....
He was wearing a Knicks jersey I had to go home with him. it was a rough season.
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
Does she know that uploading nude photos to photobucket and networking are two different things? You may want to ask.
Yep we found him face down in my sister's bathroom begging for blowjobs without mustard
Important info for allergy season. An orgasm will unblock stuffy sinuses.
I'm supposed to be studying for finals but all I can think about is blowing him on a sea doo this summer
It feels like my uterus is trying to crawl out of my ass wearing cleats. And yourself?
It is officially Christmas time in Chicago. There's a drunk hobo on the CTA singing the first 2 lines of Frosty the Snowman over and over and over.
He offered me a trade. He'll come sober to my parents 25th anniversary dinner if I let him tie me up for an hour.
Update. bondage is a lot harder than it looks.
I also don't hate being called a giant sack of cheese. Is that weird?
I feel like that xmas present negates everything we were taught as little girls. Putting out DOES pay. God bless us everyone
the people in front of me have a grocery cart in their car... i missed college...
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