He only uses me for sexual pleasure. The sad part is I don't even feel like a slut. I just I feel like I should just live in the top drawer of his nightstand....for free of course.
I sent him a picture of my touching myself. He responded back "Your nails look really nice"
the jolly green giant just puched the pope. halloween is the best.
My new years resolution is to be alive new years morning
literally every day that goes by where he doesn't talk to me makes me more determined to get him to have sex with me
The only way I made it through work was reminding myself how many margaritas per hour I was making
Well Im currently dressed up as batman raiding frat houses for booze
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
My dog just threw up a condom. Sorry for accusing you of not wearing one, I found it now.
trust me, you don't know shame until you're in a peacock costume getting CPR by random dudes
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
we just talked about our morning and what we were doing for the day and he handed me the addies and i took $50 out of my bra in front of a bunch of frat guys. so the mornings going really well
I stopped for beer and woke up to a bird on my shoulder. I really need to stop drinking
And then I went through the chix filet drive through for breakfast in all my republican post sex glory
It must be love. I'm deleting my porn for him.
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