just peed in the tub, threw it on Megan.. she threw more back, I got out and threw toilet water on her.. forecast for tomorrow? pink eye.
soooo.. i guess the cop said he'd drop the charges if i go to some AA meetings and i said fuck AA. not one of my better choices.
Dude wtf I'm sitting behind some girl in class who is creeping on my facebook page. I don't even know who she is..
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
after he fucked me and not his girlfriend, i told him to be a gentleman and close his eyes as i ran to the bathroom naked. so sweet.
your definition of "gentleman" is so absurd.
yeah, i found the sharpie that everyone use to sign my tits last night. its dead.
If I wake up with an unknown penis in me one more time I am literally going to press charges to the makers of tequila.
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Me and him getting it in is for special occasions only. Like Christmas and when they bring the McRib back.
i told the cop we knew everyone at the party, it was 250 of our closest friends and she's like funny nobody on the balcony knew whose house this was
Thats why they were on the balcony!
It could happen. I haven't creeped the rest of the guest list yet.
Just creeped. Everyone is a passable 7. Orgy is a go!
Everything is bullshit and I hate everyone
On a scale of 1 to alcoholic in withdrawal how ready will you be to start drinking as soon as you arrive on campus?
You walked into the frat house and screamed "whose down to fuck" i think they were more intimidated than anything
Legit hope my Trump humping Brother dies of this shit so I can stop pretending to still love him.
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