if i can run in heels then i can drive
THE PICTURE OF PEPPERMINT MOCHA MADE ME WANT TO TOUCH MYSELF
whispering "taste the rainbow" well having sex isn't my biggest turn on.
The only birthday messages I got from men were from my 8th grade boyfriend and the bouncer at our bar. I think I'm doing something wrong in life.
We should make a goal to do one active thing a day, even if its like throwing a ball
And by ball i mean playing catch. Beer pong does not count as an activity
It was mandatory to shotgun a beer before we were allowed to eat dinner
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
This summer isn't about fun. We have to train our livers to survive the next four years.
When we were eating pie last night, I dropped some, and not only did you not judge me for far surpassing the 5 second rule, you let me use your foot to sock mop with. You're a good friend.
I guess? According to Jeff his mom is wondering when the grand babies will arrive. So I don't think they like ME so much as my supposed functioning uterus
You kept saying you only wanted to drink until you were sleepy. You succeeded if "sleepy" means you sleepied around with 4/6 of the guys there.
I'm not sure what your ex was trying to say to me I was too busy chanting your name in his face
His acid is intense dude. I was just over at his place laughing about the hole in the wall I was convinced was a cat
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Enjoy your early 30’s! You’re still young enough to catch a twenty something that can fuck 4 times a day, hot enough to date forty year old penises that can last long enough to give you multiple orgasms
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