Pot didnt help. Now Im even sadder but now im afraid of the clouds and the crickets.
Terrible. Enormous nipples with a small ring of boob on the outside. It looked like a tittie eclipse
Then he showed me his sketchbook. Every drawing was a hand in different 'fingering positions'. Dear JESUS.
Just took a shot out of a used mini planter. Might die from the pesticides, but didnt want whoever took all of my shotglasses to think they won.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
DONT EVER DUNK OREOS INTO WINE . NEVER
I'm really having trouble focusing on shark week with this erection
That stripper was not happy when I tried putting a dollar in her court mandated ankle bracket/tracking device
Somebody really needs to come home and pick up the used condom from the middle of the wood room floor. It's blue, if that helps decide who comes - uh, home.
I took your mattress from your bed. Don't ask questions. Love you. See ya later.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Well, you've continued the theme of living with people who's dicks I've sucked.
I've needed to start drinking protein shakes to keep up with her. It's like my dick just started doing crossfit.
Do you have feelings for this penis?
It was like if the scent of sour milk and burning tires had a baby in taste form.
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