Today in psych we learned that you are a whore.
Me specifically?
Yep.
im pretty sure every drug dealer is going to be able to retire the day after alice in wonderland comes out
Does he know anything about your personal life besides what you look like without clothes on?
Made it home ok. Only got hit by one car.
Just realized I left my heels in their microwave. Whoops.
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
So..he has a girlfriend BUT she rarely writes on her wall and is only in 5 of his 371 tagged photos and her default pic is her with some other dude. It cant be serious
Oh my god you need to get off of facebook.
You offered me some of your "Jungle Juice." It was just 151 and Absinthe. I don't know how you are still alive.
It's end St Patricks day. I'm gonna need a leash. And a bib. And a rain check on anything considered dignifying.
I'm not saying you did or didn't sleep with him but he's has your thong hanging from his ceiling fan
I am seriously only coming over if there are McNuggets. I want 10 bitch. Honey mustard.
Btw, I feel the need to make sure we have no misunderstanding about this. So here goes. I'll happily mess around with you again. However, I probably won't do it while you're dressed like a creepy clown. Or any clown.
According to the arrest report, I shouted "no, YOU put some pants on" at the cop. Downhill from there.
I moved to this city Tuesday and got laid Saturday. Still got it.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
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