I just wanted to draw pictures of limp wieners on peoples doors and smash pictures of palm trees. That's it.
got a scholarship and a hot psych teacher. hello spring 2010
i was about to cum until he started doing shrek impressions.
Nothing kills the mood when I am hooking up on the dance floor like the DJ saying Happy Valentines.
I'm finding that as the end of the quarter approaches, the list of things I refuse to do sober keeps getting longer.
These shoes are way too nice for a walk of shame. Its how I keep myself in line.
Realistically anyone can come I don't care it's Boston what do I own boston? No. I just don't want people who are gonna give me "why are you doing that" kinda look when I take birthday shots out of my birthday babe shot glass necklace.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Do not deep throat a rocket pop, it WILL go into your lungs, and you may die.
I've been laying here all day wondering why my back hurt so bad and then I remembered last night.... When you pushed me through that glass table.
At no time is it ever okay for my doctor to compliment my tattoos, when giving me a physical exam.......
when we woke up this morning she was missing two teeth. the front two.
You leaned over to me in the elevator and whispered "how long do I have to pretend to be sober?"
I'm going to force her to break up with me this week. Tonight I plan to shit the bed. If that doesn't work I'm not sure what's next.
I am no longer embarassed by my vagina
It concerns why you would be in the first place, but I'd rather not know
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