I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
Im already sauced. Have been for hours. Its kinda my thing.
Don't pass out before midnight like you did last year. See how much your year sucked
you should be careful. everyone knows your chances of pregnancy increase by 100 percent when youre the daughter of a religious figure
booty call birthday vouchers, best idea ever. it's like giving a present to myself for someone else's birthday.
What did you give her? She's trying to tape her wrists so her hands don't fall off.
Thats not how it works. You get the Rachel, and then Rachel kicks you out. Don't linger or try to cuddle, its just pathetic and makes me look down on you and your penis
Dont care what i do tnt just as long as i get to chug a beer in somebodys face
My addiction to golf is getting out of hand....I just caught myself swinging my dick like a putter while peeing.
Why am I the only one golf clapping for the vomiting girl on the train who just fell of her seat into her own vomit
if you fuck our toilet off the wall again, i'm going to be so mad.
My wife managed to convince me to not drink everclear by threatening to ban me from her vagina
Not now. Out of camp chairs. Carving a new one with a chainsaw. Mushrooms are starting to kick and I gotta get this done NOW.
I've peed in two sinks in the past two weeks. No one should be able to say that.
Update: my mom just told someone to shut up and suck her dick
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