i think beer pong is the only time ive ever found a use for geometry
So currently I have a block of cheese duct taped to my air conditioner in lieu of a fridge.
please tell me you didn't have sex with him in the bathroom...
Does an alley count?
I met the perfect girl for you, she's smart, likes cars, has at least one ear, and really blue eyes!
please elaborate on, "atleast one ear"
No one knows who he is but he hasn't missed a shot in beer pong yet. He's dressed as lance armstrong and is tearing shit up.
She got a text from her mom saying "you better not sleep with him, we all know how he is". IV ONLY BEEN HERE A WEEK
ALTON JUST DID GRAVY SHOTS. THIS IS WHY HE'S MY HERO
All I saw was a purple blob and poking out from under was part of a green shirt. Took me a minute to realize it was him under that beast.Thought I should ask if he was actually breathing and conscience but then I saw him slowly exploring what few brave men have done before.
That is NOT what pussyfooting around means. Try that again with your toe and I break it off.
Btw he dated my mom. You're Eskimo siblings with my mom. Good job.
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
Maybe if you would fuck your boss you would get string cheese too
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
Could someone explain to me why there were 40 individually wrapped burritos in the fridge when I woke up this morning?
THERE'S MORE TO LIFE THAN JUST MISSIONARY
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