SECOND walk of shame from the westside Hilton, SECOND foreign family w kids staring at me in my dress, glitter purse, spiky heels and booze breath. I said I was going to church. More confusion.
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
nothing like a tattoo of a large eagle attacking a small eagle whos attacking a shark to bond to siblings together for life
She tried to lure me back to her house by saying she had "real" pizza.
Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
We left around 4am, just after you laid down on your front lawn to take a piss. After 15 mins I said "dude are you still peeing?" you replied "Nope, just laying here with my dick out."
Shots. Renamed a guy (he looked like a Scott to me), running, bloody Marys, walk to Safeway, donuts, ride home from someones husband, Nurse Jackie. FIN.
My boobs looked so good under the black light I saw a girl physically cover her boyfriend's eyes.
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
i got home safe but then alex started a fire so now we're at the hospital
He drunk texted me what I think is two snails fucking on a mushroom. Is "you sick bastard" too mild a rejection?
I just saw your brother in some random persons yard climbing a tree. Just saying.
Probably on drugs.
Was make out with a 38 year old lesbian on our bucket list? if it was you can go ahead and cross that one off.
You shouted “im bobby labonte!” In the process of shoutgunning a beer. He said you were too redneck for him...
I'm completely creeped out. He's dressed as me. And thinks it's funny.
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