I hope I don't blackout because this is awesome!
Is it appropriate to get drunk, stand up at the wedding and make a toast to "the time the lovely bride asked me to come on her chest"?
our generation is not ready to get married
On my list on ridiculous morning after bus rides home, still sopping wet and carrying a giant straw hat is definitely top five
Did someone do a keg stand in my bathtub?
Its so fun. We're having a music war with the boat next to us. They have strippers.
there are teeth marks in the soap. why are there teeth marks in the soap.
They made the rule if I caught the ball with my cleavage they would drink the entire beer pong table. I don't think they expected me to actually do it.
Don't look him in the eyes, it like looking at the sun but instead of burning your retinas it makes you wet and vulnerable
Fucking her was like skydiving commando in a flightsuit made of kittens
Just used my front-facing camera to check my pupils. Technology!
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
So I've discovered that being hungover at 25 feels the same as being hungover at 24. Happy Birthday to me.
We got a lap dance! I touched a boob!
the best part is that i get to keep the pot plants and he still has my name tattooed on his ass
i'm sitting in my room 'bout to smoke a bowl. also, i found out that you don't need a permit to own a tiger in wisconsin, so we're buying one when we move in together.
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