I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
Its like Laser Tag, but more fun because it ends in sex
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
Last night when you stole the construction sign you told me to tell you that first you did it for the money Than you did it for the music But mostly you did it for your family
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
I still think he fell and scraped his elbow and lost his credit card buying 8 hot chocolates for hobos
btw im having a "its finally warm enough for a bbq in Toronto" party tonight. bring all the alcohol you have. and hamburger buns.
She called it a palate cleanser. She and her friend dike it out once a year before returning to dick
Together or do they pick up? How far do they go? IS AN AUDIENCE PERMITTED? GODAMIT ANSWERS MAN!!!!!!
I just masterbated to the home shopping channel...what have I become...
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I just found your shirt hanging in a tree 4 blocks from the party...in the opposite direction of your house. where are you going?
Don't worry about us we're making Mac and cheese
MAC AND CHEESE ABORTED, WE HAD FIRE
Just had a small freak out because I couldn't get my bra unhooked and thought I was gonna be stuck in it forever.
remind me again why we thought drinking hungarian moonshine was a good idea
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