kristin has been a bad kristin
Id pretty much put it in anything at this point. Jello. Dogs. 12 year old boys
Is it weird i consider You Sexy Thing our song?
She laid down on my bed and played "I want you to want me" on my laptop. subtle.
I really wanna talk..
if by talk you mean have nasty makeup sex involving marshmellow fluff.. I'm down
Woke up to pictures of me cooking wings with a blow torch.
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
If i still have my costume on when i get home from the bar i am gonna be pissed
Got into Princeton. So excited about the mommy-issue-over-achieving-cock I get to ride the next 4 years!!!
and if planning a fake elopement keeps me from fucking strangers and doing drugs, i think it's good for me
Once again being low on toilet paper is forcing us into another round of our favorite game - toilet paper roulette - where there can only be 1 winner. Maybe.
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
Turns out end of the world sex is H-O-T, HOoot! I'll be the only progressive lady smiling today
I mean I faked it but he could answer my texts
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