he got wood on it!
i know. i had to sit in his lap on the plane. he also wore teva sandals.
...i was talking about hockey
dude i was like still drunk, taking pictures of her while she was naked and asleep and she woke up
haha what'd she say
i don't know man, something about us dating. but i never talked to her sober so i said i was making breakfast and snuck out of her house. close calls man WTF
Ha Ha the cop that just pulled me over would like me to tell you hi!
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
He invited you over for Super Sexy Saturday and Cosmos... I'm pretty sure that's gay
I will probably be peed on at some point today.
You should probably stop your little brother from ruining thanksgiving. I just caught him trying to stuff a cake in a drawer... And now he's puking.
Mid stroke she told me she'd had bigger. Replied I could tell. Sex ended right at that moment.
Having boobs is probably the greatest thing in the world, free booze all around
HE'S LIKE A GREEK GOD BUT HE'S FROM BOSTON. HE'S A BOSTON GOD
pray to him
I WANNA PRAY ON HIS DICK
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
Are these your boobs on my camera?
If u could sum last night up in one word?
omgwtfpineapple
Randomize
