Just saw the true definition of the muffin top and camel toe all on one person at the DC zoo... Tried to take a pic but she got away..
She was sucking his dick at Seacrets outside bar in front of all of us...her friends kept coming over crying and yelling "Tiffany stop it"
Just witnessed a fat girl fall off the treadmill, pop a medicine ball, and drink coke out of a water bottle all in one workout.
So me and friend just finished Eiffel towering this girl and sounds great in theory but after the high five has commenced its just a weird threesome especially when you make eye contact with your buddy during the session
And whoever invented the condom should be put to death.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
We met at my place after separate parties but the condom wrapper was red with hearts and said love. Does that count as a romantic date?
The cop was more concerned with the fact I had cowboy boots on with shorts than the fact we were under age
there is beer in every square inch of this apartment and he hasn't even lived in it for 24 hours. we're playing some game that involves slamming beer, beer pong and smacking people's cups out of their hands.
Nothing like a marijuana chart of usage in each country to make me understand math.
Seriously, this apartment is covered in body glitter. This chick musta been a huuuuuge slut. How do you get it across every surface?
Do you have any forwarding contact info?
Who gives a hand job to a 19 yr old one night then the next lets a 31 year old random man fly a plane to town and pick u up and take u to dinner?
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
Come eat Chinese buffet and watch us trip on acid. It'll be fun.
my grocery list today consisted of condoms. and butter.
umm... whats the butter for?
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