Could guys at least pretend I require some amount of money to be spent before I randomly go down on them?
Well I think that's a good thing that I'm not full of someone else.
if i hurry i can finally have sex while stoned off my ass
godspeed.
people from other dorms came to marvel at the dump i took. i had a bio major take a picture.
I found out what happened to that girls weave last night. It was draped over a bush in my backyard.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
We had fun with our Indiana Jones role-playing until I whipped myself in the dick with my belt.
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Are you texting, crying and driving?
And missing part of my eyebrow. Correct that is the description one would give of me at the moment.
The memory of your penis haunts me. I must learn to be satisfied with lesser men than you.
Just took physics exam. I think this is one of those 'chuck it in the fuck-it bucket and become an art major' days
Eat your greens and take your tequila shots
Why'd you print out every dick pic you've ever received and tape them to the bathroom walls?
I feel like it should at least be like a "hey look I'm actually fine that I drunkenly gave you my virginity!" friend request.
Quit giving me a hard time, whens the last time you got head every night? Cougars are where its at they dont play games
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