I think I'm in Tiajuana
You are not in Tijuana. I saw you an hour ago
I could be
Jack off faster Americas best dance crew is beyonce themed
woke up to find a pram in the balcony. first thing we did was look over the edge!
he couldn't find his key, so we just had sex on his parent's porch while we waited for his mom to get home.
My last google search last night was 'vodka swimming pool'.
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
I'm just trying to think of how much money Little Debbie would make if pot was legalized.
When I say rough sex, and show you scars from past encounters, pulling my hair a little IS NOT GOING TO CUT IT. And he just doesn't understand.
I just figured out how I'm going to tie you to my bed. Hint: I may have to go to the auto parts store before you get here.
I love the fact that my Mom has been present at 90% of my drug deals.
I tried to trade my phone for pizza last night. I guess I had priorities last night
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
Yeah, he threw a chair and hit her in the side of the head. She started hysterically crying and then proceeded to continue kicking our ass at beerpong. The girls got talent.
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
Is it acceptable to respond to a declaration of love with 'and I love your dick'? Asking for a friend who shares a name and possibly a phone number with me. Entirely coincidental.
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