dude, you're being a jerk.
sorry, didn't mean to pull a Cheney
If I pass out leave the food near me so i can wake up to it
If my body was a temple, I pissed all over the front stairs last night..
we where pretty evenly matched until he threw me through that wall
This whole night would have been avoided if the liquor store had air heads
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
If I asked you to guess what I'm doing right now how many guesses would it take to get to really high eating an apple bumping techno
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
We fucked through the entire Destiny's Child album, it was a beautiful thing.
I don't send those kind of pictures unless the recipient has already been up close and personal with it. I don't give previews, but I will provide recaps.
Look at the picture I MADE him take with me...like why??? He's holding my foot?
we went to go get waffles and then i sucked his dick in a parking lot. average tuesday.
I accidently sent a dick pic to the group chat with her family. Right after they all said it was a pleasure having me for dinner. Wana drink with me?
friends who go to the bar together leave the bar together and im not leaving you behind ohana means family
Idk, I know when I drink vodka my bi side comes out and I just want to make out with a girl
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