what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Time to put an end to this 'unprotected sex with crazy girls who have violent exes' trip I've been on so far this summer
my mom just served us mashed potatoes with an ice cream scoop. When I asked her why, she said she thought it would make dinner 'more fancy'...
She has 2500 facebook friends. I probably should have used a condom.
dude...I wrote 15 jersey shore quotes on her body. she is going to do the walk of shame with snookie on her forehead.
Just opened a bottle with my rape whistle. At least it's finally getting used for something.
So at what point do I tell her that I like fucking these hot southern girls more than I like my relationship with her?
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
Do you remember making out with the dude in the back of my cab last night?? You said his mustache tickled your tongue.
I have never paid for drugs and I'm sure not going to start today especially on a holiday
Morning! Im using your rent money to snort percocet.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
I'm at forever 21 and someone pooped in the dressing room.
he walked off and puked in the sand. then he made a sand castle over it so that "it wouldn't upset the kids"
I’m not sure she knows my name. She introduced me as “the fuck toy”
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