Dual, econ, hell, shiv, aunt, puppy. 1 out of 6. T9 word needs to learn how to cuss like me.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
Sacagawea was the original milf.
It was odd. His friends dick tasted the same as his. Friends are beginning to have to much in common
It looks like sephora exploded on his dick, so i assumed I was the second girl that gave him head that night.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
Ita all starting to make sense i need vodka like i need air
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I'd risk everything I own for 10 min naked with her, 2 would be sex and the rest me crying like a little girl.
Have you ever drank bourbon in your underwear while wearing a Santa hat and reflecting on the decisions of your life? Asking for a friend.
learning about efficiency and effectiveness in an administration seminar. real world application: walking across the street to the pub on break to shotgun a beer.
Just reached for my phone in my non existant pocket while it was in my hand.
He let me eat chexmix while we fucked... I think I love him.
We blew shit up to. With a cannon.
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