just thought you should know that she got home at about 6am.... totally wasted. she was locked out and when i finally came to the door she was on a patio across the street with some random making hotdogs on somebodys elses bbq.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
There is a guy standing at my bar right now wearing an affliction SUIT. I can't wait on him.
dude sorry but u no that when a guys 'likes' ur pic on facebook it only means he was just jacking off to it.
I know we didn't hook up because i was still wearing my fanny pack in the morning
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
When I like her vacation photos, it really means "Im sleeping with your boyfriend." wonder if she will make the connection.
Have you picked out a bathroom stall in which to fuck? Since you've got all this free time before her plane lands...
I'm straight up riding in the back of my truck in a bean bag chair right now. Feet propped up and four loko in hand. Glorious.
I tried to have sex on someone's sisters horse last night
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
My penis has like 3 people bidding on it
Never admit to being cold at those things. That is how you end up waking up the next morning naked under animal pelts... or so I have heard.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Random boy motorboated me, handed me a business card congratulating me on my motorboat, winked and walked out with some other girl
Find him and marry him.
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