She's perfect. Funny, gorgeous, 3 tats, been through a lot, bright. I'm in love.
so the girl i've been sleeping with for 3 weeks now just figured out that i don't know her name
is it bad that I didn't wash the cum out of my hair because it keeps my curls intact?
I AM HAVING A WEIRD OUT OF BODY EXPERIENCE. IN CAPS LOCK.
After the baby comes, I'll make us White Russians with my breast milk. That will teach her about sharing.
15 year-old stoners have those problems. we're college students dude. dont be like that...
Maybe he'll be famous someday and I can forget that anything embarrassing may have happened and just say that I fucked that famous guy.
I dont think ive ever had a drunk day betray me so hard before
Get here, there are important joints to be smoked and pies to be eaten
i came home after a long day at work and she dropped a plate of cheesecake and a bottle of whiskey in front of me and said here's dinner
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
I buy a new bowl every time I get a new guy. It's retail therapy.
Were you the one who yelled "FOR GLORYHOLE!" then punched a hole through my door?
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
God, I missed his penis.
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