She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
Once again you get dinner and all I get is semen on my leg
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
I was wrong being drunk doesn't make accounting more interesting
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
got woken up at 7:30 by a drunk girl asking me where she was... apparently she slept on my futon
she was in a cheetah costume
Out of beer. Salsa pong. Never again.
So after tonight I now have 6 Harry Potter movies left to get laid to. Before tonight it was 8. Fucking right
So hungover. Walked into room and poached their catering before realized in wrong place. Scowled and ate it anyway
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
I feel like a pizza delivery girl of vagina tho
He will be so fat that the winter can not penetrate his blubber.
Just calling to thank you for not dying. I love you.
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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